A riotous celebration of words and cautionary tales. Don't put mustard on dogs, no matter how hot they look, unless you know the dog very well beforehand. Packed with rollicking rhymes, witty wordplay and fizzling fun, this marvellous poetry collection features advice on parrots, gravy, maths, castles (bouncy), spiders, vegetables (various), and the importance of removing ducks from soup. Guaranteed to have readers bursting with laughter, these poems are a delight to enjoy again and again, and yet again.
The Book of Not Entirely Useful Advice